Apr
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Dolls
In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available.
*plays with herself violently
*screams crude comments and lies when guests are over
*tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep
*positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down
*often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex
Hey Ross, what do you think? You always wished I was twins, right?
Seems like a pretty cool party favor. At the very least it’d keep the guests entertained.
Are we still talking about the doll here?