Apr
8
my "keep it separated" follow account for the naughty stuff :P
goto xntrek.tumblr.com for my daily/social tumblrooning
goto xntrek.tumblr.com for my daily/social tumblrooning
Apr
1
Dolls
In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available.
*plays with herself violently
*screams crude comments and lies when guests are over
*tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep
*positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down
*often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex
Hey Ross, what do you think? You always wished I was twins, right?
Seems like a pretty cool party favor. At the very least it’d keep the guests entertained.
Are we still talking about the doll here?
Dec
19
(via makemecome)
This is red leader, red leader, I’m going in and you better believe I’m using the force …
Dec
7
“ To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals
Don Schrader (via art-or-porn)